Introducing “Escape from Vaslui” – a fast-paced mobile game where you play as a character on a mission to make it out of Vaslui while collecting coins for upgrades and dodging funny obstacles around the village!
ESCAPE FROM VASLUI - A VASLUIAN ADVENTURE
Once upon a time, in a land far away
There lived some Vasluians who just wanted to play
Simple peasants and drunks wielding axes and shovels
It’s the last place you come to looking for troubles
The surroundings were grey, gloomy, and muddy
Its therefore not so surprising that things can get bloody
Then on one day, seemingly like any other
A stranger strolled in – an immediate bother
Our local Vasluians stopped dead in their track
Never imagined such a vicious attack
Putting aside internal squabbles and quarrels
All focus is now on this assault on their morals
How dare he, this stranger enter our village so clean shaved and showered
The local vasluians must have him overpowered!
So as you now know, things got a bit screwy
Now lets see if you’re brave enough, to escape from Vaslui!
Once upon a time, in a land far away
There lived some Vasluians who just wanted to play
Simple peasants and drunks wielding axes and shovels
It’s the last place you come to looking for troubles
The surroundings were grey, gloomy, and muddy
Its therefore not so surprising that things can get bloody
Then on one day, seemingly like any other
A stranger strolled in – an immediate bother
Our local Vasluians stopped dead in their track
Never imagined such a vicious attack
Putting aside internal squabbles and quarrels
All focus is now on this assault on their morals
How dare he, this stranger enter our village so clean shaved and showered
The local vasluians must have him overpowered!
So as you now know, things got a bit screwy
Now lets see if you’re brave enough, to escape from Vaslui!
Vasile In a nutshell:
My name is Vasile. I am from Vaslui.
Its all your need to know about me.
Leave me alone
Likes: alcohol, axes, being left alone
Dislikes: science and modern technologies, culture, museums, literature and books, arts, history, languages, democracy, rational thinking, human rights, women’s rights, animal rights, lgbt rights, any rights for that matter, showers, and leaving vaslui
Goals and Dreams: to stay in vaslui
(Played By Micutzu)
In a nutshell:
My name is Viorel. I am also from Vaslui.
I like to hang out and drink with my friend Vasile.
I don’t know what else to tell you.
Likes: alcohol, drinking with Vasile, moonlight strolls on the beach
Dislikes: whatever Vasile said
Goals and Dreams: I <3 Vaslui
(Played By Bordea)
In a nutshell:
My name is Nicoleta. I am probably the only virtuous saint in Vaslui.
I try to spend my time spreading positivity, donating to the poor, and generally helping the less fortunate.
Likes: science and modern technologies, culture, museums, literature and books, arts, history, languages, democracy, rational thinking, human rights, women’s rights, animal rights, and anything else that the idiots Vasile and Viorel dislike.
Dislikes: Alcohol, violence, and anything else that the idiots Vasile and Viorel like
Goals and Dreams: To get the hell out of Vaslui!
(Played By Alina Plugaru)
In a nutshell:
My name is Valerica. I am the next in line to get married in Vaslui.
The problem is that none of these local losers is good enough for me, obviously.
I recently heard that a stranger somehow got to our village by mistake.
Poor bastard, but I suppose I should try to take the opportunity to force him into marrying me.
Hopefully he will take me away from this hellhole with him
Likes: who has time for this crap now. I have to find that stranger to marry me already.
Dislikes: stupid questions. Where is that guy?
Goals and Dreams: get out of my face, I have to find my new husband!
(Played By Nicoleta Dragne)
In a nutshell:
My name is Vasilica. I am the mother of that incompetent Valerica.
The only thing she had to do in life is find someone normal to marry, and even that she is unable to do.
As usual, I will just have to do it for her.
The rumor is that there is a new foreigner in the village. I didn’t believe it until the other old witches in the village saw him with their own eyes and told me.
I will chase him down and get him to marry my Valerica.
Hopefully we can catch him by surprise that by the time he understands who he is stuck with, it will be too late.
Likes: village gossip and flipflops.
Dislikes: getting stuck with my useless daughter for life
Goals and Dreams: get out of my face, I have to find my Valerica a husband!
(Played By Anisia Gafton)
Vasile In a nutshell:
My name is Vasile. I am from Vaslui.
Its all your need to know about me.
Leave me alone
Likes: alcohol, axes, being left alone
Dislikes: science and modern technologies, culture, museums, literature and books, arts, history, languages, democracy, rational thinking, human rights, women’s rights, animal rights, lgbt rights, any rights for that matter, showers, and leaving vaslui
Goals and Dreams: to stay in vaslui
(Played By Micutzu)
In a nutshell:
My name is Viorel. I am also from Vaslui.
I like to hang out and drink with my friend Vasile.
I don’t know what else to tell you.
Likes: alcohol, drinking with Vasile, moonlight strolls on the beach
Dislikes: whatever Vasile said
Goals and Dreams: I ❤️ Vaslui
(Played By Bordea)
In a nutshell:
My name is Nicoleta. I am probably the only virtuous saint in Vaslui.
I try to spend my time spreading positivity, donating to the poor, and generally helping the less fortunate.
Likes: science and modern technologies, culture, museums, literature and books, arts, history, languages, democracy, rational thinking, human rights, women’s rights, animal rights, and anything else that the idiots Vasile and Viorel dislike.
Dislikes: Alcohol, violence, and anything else that the idiots Vasile and Viorel like
Goals and Dreams: To get the hell out of Vaslui!
(Played By Alina Plugaru)
In a nutshell:
My name is Valerica. I am the next in line to get married in Vaslui.
The problem is that none of these local losers is good enough for me, obviously.
I recently heard that a stranger somehow got to our village by mistake.
Poor bastard, but I suppose I should try to take the opportunity to force him into marrying me.
Hopefully he will take me away from this hellhole with him
Likes: who has time for this crap now. I have to find that stranger to marry me already.
Dislikes: stupid questions. Where is that guy?
Goals and Dreams: get out of my face, I have to find my new husband!
(Played By Nicoleta Dragne)
In a nutshell:
My name is Vasilica. I am the mother of that incompetent Valerica.
The only thing she had to do in life is find someone normal to marry, and even that she is unable to do.
As usual, I will just have to do it for her.
The rumor is that there is a new foreigner in the village. I didn’t believe it until the other old witches in the village saw him with their own eyes and told me.
I will chase him down and get him to marry my Valerica.
Hopefully we can catch him by surprise that by the time he understands who he is stuck with, it will be too late.
Likes: village gossip and flipflops.
Dislikes: getting stuck with my useless daughter for life
Goals and Dreams: get out of my face, I have to find my Valerica a husband!
(Played By Anisia Gafton)
In a nutshell:
My name is Princess Pitzi and I am not from Vaslui.
I mean, maybe I used to be from there once, a long time ago… but obviously I am too classy to be from Vaslui so I just decided that I am not from there anymore.
Despite clearly not being from Vaslui, I somehow by pure chance found myself in Vaslui when the foreigner arrived to the village (don’t ask stupid questions now, it will piss me off).
I decided, together with my other Vaslui’s Angels, to attack him to the point that will make him regret the day he was born!
Why?
Because it’s in our nature.
That’s why.
Likes: Diamonds, gold, silver, gems, jewels, bitcoin, dollars, euros, pounds, francs, yens, pesos, yuans, kronas, dinars, rubles, shekels, liras, dirhams, rials, zlotys, shillings, and maybe even lei.
Dislikes: cheap crap and books
Goals and Dreams: what does it matter to you? You can’t afford me anyway…
(Played By Diana Onisor)
In a nutshell:
My name is Ducesa Doina and I am originally from Moldova, so I’m one of the luckiest people in my country to have a chance at an upgraded life in Vaslui.
I enjoy the impressive technological achievements of Vaslui, the intellectual magnitude of its locals, and in general how advanced and progressive Vaslui is in comparison to Moldova.
It really is a dream come true to be part of such an advanced society here in Vaslui.
Likes: Alcohol, alcohol, and more alcohol.
Dislikes: Nothing. Vaslui is perfect for Moldavians!
Goals and Dreams: to never wake up from the dream of being in Vaslui.
(Played By Daria Cuflic)
In a nutshell:
My name is Lady Lola and I am the most delicate flower in Vaslui.
I enjoy picking berries, coloring my nails, and romantic moonlight strolls on the beach.
You really fell for that idiots?!
I am here to punch the living hell out of that stranger that had the balls to try to enter our village!
By the time me and the other Vaslui’s Angels are done with him, he won’t even be able to remember his own name.
Likes: fighting, hitting, punching, beating, breaking, smashing, brawling, assaulting, attacking, battling, clashing, combating, dueling, feuding, and quarreling.
Dislikes: your stupid questions
Goals and Dreams: your broken teeth on my boxing gloves.
(Played By Stefania Costache)
In a nutshell:
My name is Micutza Contesă and clearly I am the sexiest of the Vaslui’s Angels.
I enjoy turning people’s heads when I walk by, knowing they could never have me.
Likes: tight skirts and flying headbutts.
Dislikes: cheap makeup and bad hair days!
Goals and Dreams: living the dream already!
(Played By Micutzu)
In a nutshell:
My name is Princess Pitzi and I am not from Vaslui.
I mean, maybe I used to be from there once, a long time ago… but obviously I am too classy to be from Vaslui so I just decided that I am not from there anymore.
Despite clearly not being from Vaslui, I somehow by pure chance found myself in Vaslui when the foreigner arrived to the village (don’t ask stupid questions now, it will piss me off).
I decided, together with my other Vaslui’s Angels, to attack him to the point that will make him regret the day he was born!
Why?
Because it’s in our nature.
That’s why.
Likes: Diamonds, gold, silver, gems, jewels, bitcoin, dollars, euros, pounds, francs, yens, pesos, yuans, kronas, dinars, rubles, shekels, liras, dirhams, rials, zlotys, shillings, and maybe even lei.
Dislikes: cheap crap and books
Goals and Dreams: what does it matter to you? You can’t afford me anyway…
(Played By Diana Onisor)
In a nutshell:
My name is Ducesa Doina and I am originally from Moldova, so I’m one of the luckiest people in my country to have a chance at an upgraded life in Vaslui.
I enjoy the impressive technological achievements of Vaslui, the intellectual magnitude of its locals, and in general how advanced and progressive Vaslui is in comparison to Moldova.
It really is a dream come true to be part of such an advanced society here in Vaslui.
Likes: Alcohol, alcohol, and more alcohol.
Dislikes: Nothing. Vaslui is perfect for Moldavians!
Goals and Dreams: to never wake up from the dream of being in Vaslui.
(Played By Daria Cuflic)
In a nutshell:
My name is Lady Lola and I am the most delicate flower in Vaslui.
I enjoy picking berries, coloring my nails, and romantic moonlight strolls on the beach.
You really fell for that idiots?!
I am here to punch the living hell out of that stranger that had the balls to try to enter our village!
By the time me and the other Vaslui’s Angels are done with him, he won’t even be able to remember his own name.
Likes: fighting, hitting, punching, beating, breaking, smashing, brawling, assaulting, attacking, battling, clashing, combating, dueling, feuding, and quarreling.
Dislikes: your stupid questions
Goals and Dreams: your broken teeth on my boxing gloves.
(Played By Stefania Costache)
In a nutshell:
My name is Micutza Contesă and clearly I am the sexiest of the Vaslui’s Angels.
I enjoy turning people’s heads when I walk by, knowing they could never have me.
Likes: tight skirts and flying headbutts.
Dislikes: cheap makeup and bad hair days!
Goals and Dreams: living the dream already!
(Played By Micutzu)
In a nutshell:
My name is Valeriu, and I am probably the smartest pig in Vaslui.
Unfortunately, Vaslui is still run by the humans that live here. That is, if you can call being aimlessly drunk and useless living.
As you can see for yourselves, they haven’t managed to do much with the place – Vaslui is pretty much still where its been for the last few hundred years.
Therefore, its time for us animals to take over this village.
Anyway, its not like we can drop any further downhill from this…
I also heard that there is a new foreigner in the village.
The last thing we need now is more stupid humans in this village.
As if the local geniuses aren’t enough, now they are trying to import new foreign dummies also? We will never be able to get rid of them.
I will have to gather the other pigs in the village as well as my other animal friends – Vera the Vaslui chicken and Valentin the Vaslui goose, and mobilize first a coordinated attack on this foreigner, after which we can resume our plan to take over all of Vaslui!
Likes: world domination
Dislikes: being fired from catapults
Goals and Dreams: To liberate Vaslui!
(Played By Radu Bucălae)
In a nutshell:
My name is Vera, and I am a chicken from Vaslui that you definitely don’t want to mess with.
I don’t have the willingness or the patience to entertain anything that is idiotic by nature.
It therefore should not come as a surprise to you that my being here in Vaslui can only be explained by some extreme spell of bad luck, or a harsh and cruel punishment for something I must have done in a previous life. It had to have been something pretty horrible to get me placed in this village.
As though there aren’t enough idiots here already, my friend Valeriu told me now about some new foreign human in the village.
I am sure the senseless locals here brought this new one only to annoy me even more!
I decided therefore to join Valeriu is his honorable cause to drive this new moron out of Vaslui.
Likes: nothing
Dislikes: everything, and especially being fired from slingshots
Goals and Dreams: too many questions, shut up!
(Played By Radu Bucălae)
In a nutshell:
My name is Valentin and I am a goose from Vaslui.
I don’t have much to add to that because I am a f**king goose.
Likes: goose stuff, and old airplanes
Dislikes: whatever geese dislike (google it if you really want to know)
Goals and Dreams: to someday be a Vaslui swan
(Played By Radu Bucălae)
In a nutshell:
My name is Valeriu, and I am probably the smartest pig in Vaslui.
Unfortunately, Vaslui is still run by the humans that live here. That is, if you can call being aimlessly drunk and useless living.
As you can see for yourselves, they haven’t managed to do much with the place – Vaslui is pretty much still where its been for the last few hundred years.
Therefore, its time for us animals to take over this village.
Anyway, its not like we can drop any further downhill from this…
I also heard that there is a new foreigner in the village.
The last thing we need now is more stupid humans in this village.
As if the local geniuses aren’t enough, now they are trying to import new foreign dummies also? We will never be able to get rid of them.
I will have to gather the other pigs in the village as well as my other animal friends – Vera the Vaslui chicken and Valentin the Vaslui goose, and mobilize first a coordinated attack on this foreigner, after which we can resume our plan to take over all of Vaslui!
Likes: world domination
Dislikes: being fired from catapults
Goals and Dreams: To liberate Vaslui!
(Played By Radu Bucălae)
In a nutshell:
My name is Vera, and I am a chicken from Vaslui that you definitely don’t want to mess with.
I don’t have the willingness or the patience to entertain anything that is idiotic by nature.
It therefore should not come as a surprise to you that my being here in Vaslui can only be explained by some extreme spell of bad luck, or a harsh and cruel punishment for something I must have done in a previous life. It had to have been something pretty horrible to get me placed in this village.
As though there aren’t enough idiots here already, my friend Valeriu told me now about some new foreign human in the village.
I am sure the senseless locals here brought this new one only to annoy me even more!
I decided therefore to join Valeriu is his honorable cause to drive this new moron out of Vaslui.
Likes: nothing
Dislikes: everything, and especially being fired from slingshots
Goals and Dreams: too many questions, shut up!
(Played By Radu Bucălae)
In a nutshell:
My name is Valentin and I am a goose from Vaslui.
I don’t have much to add to that because I am a f**king goose.
Likes: goose stuff, and old airplanes
Dislikes: whatever geese dislike (google it if you really want to know)
Goals and Dreams: to someday be a Vaslui swan
(Played By Radu Bucălae)
